Lifetime Non-Achievement Award

I am proud and humbled
To announce
That I have won
A lifetime non-achievement award
From the Human Society for the Prevention of Natural Sense-Making
(HSPNSM)
In recognition of the fact
That all my endeavours
To make a difference
To make a contribution
To human knowledge and understanding
Have come to nothing
Or, as the mathematics of discredit would have it
Less than nothing
But, never mind
All’s well that ends well

A Nonny Mouse